IC Contact

[baruthumos]

You've reached Omega.

If this is a medical emergency, leave your location and the nature of the emergency, any allergies or conditions, and I will be right there.

If you need someone to have a medical emergency, leave your name and a way to contact you.

And if this is about a child, leave your location, the nature of the problem, and tell them I will be right there.

Comments

[the_informant]

After talking to him, he has insisted that he does not desire to tell you his location. But he has taken pictures of the place to prove that he's there. He has a bed. He has food. He is safe and looking for a job. Would you like me to forward you the file with his pictures? I have run them by a tech friend, I'm assured they are not photoshopped.

[baruthumos]

Okay, okay, as long as he's safe. And knows he can come back any time.

Are you satisfied I wasn't beating him?

[the_informant]

He was horrified at the very suggestion. But I've been told to tell you to stop.

Not paid to MAKE you stop, so you're in the clear to keep begging him for all I care.